This is our friend Marsalis.
He’d like to be warped. Well….he already is a little, but that’s another story.
He’s more often known as Fatty or Mr. Fat Guy or The Fat Man or El Hombre Gordo or Jean-Guy-La-Fart (don’t ask!) etc. He’s actually slimming these days. He’s very dependant. His goal in life is to be in someone’s lap at all times and at any cost, or else to be eating. He drives a ’68 Beetle Convertible, or would do if he weren’t so focused on finding someone’s lap to be in or eating.
-Derek & Alexandra